The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment. Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories.

Ashley said, "My father's a farmer and we have a lot of egg-laying hens. One time we were taking our eggs to market in a basket on the front seat of the car when we hit a big bump in the road and all the eggs went flying and broke and made a mess."
"What's the moral of the story?" asked the teacher.
"Don't put all your eggs in one basket!"
"Very good," said the teacher.

Next little Sarah raised her hand and said, "Our family are farmers too. But we raise chickens for the meat market. We had a dozen eggs one time but when they hatched we only got ten chicks, and the moral to this story is, Don't count your chickens before they're hatched."
"That was a fine story, Sarah."

"Michael, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes, my daddy told me this story about my Aunt Judy. Aunt Judy was a flight engineer in the Gulf War and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a bottle of  whiskey, a machine gun and a machete. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then she landed right in the middle of 100 enemy troops. She killed seventy of them with the machine gun until  she ran out of bullets. Then she killed twenty more with the machete until the blade broke. And then she killed the last ten with her bare hands."
"Good heavens," said the horrified teacher,"what kind of moral did your daddy tell you from that horrible story?"
"Stay the hell away from Aunt Judy when she's been drinking."

Day 1:  We got here at about 3:00 or so, cool hotel-Executive Suite room that we're staying in. Headed out for some good grouper for dinner already, and we're off to the hotel's pool, which has a built in bar. Our back door is the Atlantic Ocean, so we'll be sure to make a trip out there later on-what is it that they say about sharks at night?-Oh well, I forgot.  Scott: I'm not drunk yet!!!!!= Heading out to a number of strip bars later on, peope are starting to roll into town for the race. We drove past the speedway-HUGE is the best description. I'm having a great.... time !!

Day 2:  It just started raining. All morning it was beautiful out. We seem to have lost Bro...he's been missing in action for a few hours now. We whooped one up last night. Bars don't close until 3:00, and when you're hanging with the staff, it got late fast. The Ocean Deck, is the bar where Bubba works. I got to meet tons of new people. It's so cool how everyone down here is so laid back, and friendly. I'm in a bar right now, using the house e-mail system. I guess it's the new thing, to get clientele who will drink and work. We're outa Daytona in the morning and heading South to West Palm Beach. The rental Blazer we got is brand new, with a CD player. Don't want to even think about home at this point. Party party party. Molty

Scott- We really tied one on last night my brother was puking all morning.....Hanging out at J's Island Patio www.jsislandpatio.com and theres www.oceandeck.com where my buddy works that's where we'll be hangin tonight...Reggae band and free booze how can you beat that.....

Day 4:  WOW and that just doesn't mean whip them out only on Wednesdays. Ft. Lauderdale is cranking with beautiful women. Too bad the average age of the crowd at the bar we were at last night was about 22. oops, I forgot most of them did not have drinking braclets, so they were under 21. Retro 80's Funky cold medina stuff. We have a great room at the Hilton accross from the airport, planes fly right over the parking lot, should make for some cool camcorder stuff. The pool area is like a tropical paradise with all of the palm trees, and the pool and hot tub are open all night. I met 2 cuties from Maryland, and a dude and flight attendant from Southwest Airlines in the hot tub at about 3:00 this morning. We hung out and partied until all hours while Scott and Mike were snoozing. Today is Taz's birthday party, were heading out to the beach and then a big barbaque later tonite. Life is tough down here. I'm still having a great...time. Molty